He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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