i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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