i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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