The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Randomize
