barbara walters just said penis...
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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