1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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