So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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But theres a keg here and me gusta
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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