I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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