Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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