Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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