butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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