So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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