If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
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I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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