I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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