ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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