Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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