I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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