Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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