I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
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His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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