i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
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Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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