I just made out with a guy for $7.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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