would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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