THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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