After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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