Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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