oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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