I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Randomize
