ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
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Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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