You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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