Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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