i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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