The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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