I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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