When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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