the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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