no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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