Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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