I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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