Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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