If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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