we have officially lost it.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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