where am i from again
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
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Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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