you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
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I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
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I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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