How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
