is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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