i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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