its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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