Four minutes until I can fart!
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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