He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
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