I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
this just has baby written all over it
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
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4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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