i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
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