she was so not down for the gang bang
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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