let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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