mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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