Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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