Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
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you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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