He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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