She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
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