South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Enjoy the penises
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
