Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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